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प्रेमाच्या "क्रिकेट" मध्ये "प्रपोज" नावाचा"बॉल" टाकला.. . मुलीची "विकेट" पडणार इतक्यात,, . मुलीचा बाप "नो बॉल" म्हणाला आणि ,, . . मुलीचा मोठ्या भावाने "फ्री हिट"चा फायदा घेऊन पांडूला गर्ल्स हॉस्टेल मध्ये नौकरी मिळाली... 2 महिन्यांनंतर हॉस्टेल च्या मालकाने पांडूला बोलावले, आणि विचारले ,'तू पगार घ्यायला का येत नाहीस???' . . . पांडू : च्यामारी......प गार बी मिळणार व्हय???? मानलं कि.. मुलाच्या घरच्यांनी मुलींच्या घरच्यांकडे हुंडा मागने "पाप " आहे!! . . पण . . . . . . . . . . . मुलीकडच्या लोकांना नेहमी फक्त सरकारी नोकरी किंवा लाखो रुपये कमवीणारा मुलगा का पाहीजे मग..?? यात कुठलं " पुण्य " आहे ! ! अखिल भारतीय १२ वी नापास संघटना www.moonsms.blogspot.com एक बेवडा रोड च्या कडेला बेशुद्ध पडलेला होता.. जवळून जात असलेला मानुस त्याला  विचारतो, “ झेपत नाही, तर का घ्यायची??? तुला काय जरूरत होती इतकी प्यायची.?" बेवडा – " मजबूरी होती भाऊ, दारू पिण

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Tan mein masti Mann mein umang. Dekar sabko apnapan Gud mein jaise meethapan. Hokar saath hum Udayen PATANG Aur bhar len aakash mein apne rang. Happy Uttarayan! May your life be long and your stocks be short, May your cars be hybrid and your heart be pure, May the God create a bail-out package for your sins in the past, May you make more per-year than Joe-the-plumber, May you find a fountain of youth in your backyard Wish you a very Happy Uttarayan. Mandir ki ghanti, Arti ki thali, Nadi k kinare suraj ki lali, Jindige me aye khushiyo ki bahar, Aapko mubarak ho sankrant ka tyohar Look Outside… It’s so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you… Trees Dancing for you… Birds singing for you… Because I requested them All to wish You HAPPY UTTARAYAN. Zindagi Me Bhariya Ptango Ki Tarah Akash Me Bulandi Paiya Aur Apni Mehanat Ki Dor Se Us Bulandi Ko Sambhal K Rakhiya Happy Makarsankranti Happy Uttarayan 2016 TIL Hum Hai, Aur GUL Aap, MITHAI Hum Hai Aur MITHAS Aap,

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wishes Greetings card image whatsapp status lines text pics gf bf girlfriend boyfriend lover romantic sweet msg quotes sandesh information essay  Udal Kalaipu Udaluku Mattum Manadhirku Endrum Thevai Inippu Ahdai Inaippadu Thaan Pongalin Sirappu Iniya Pongal Nalvazhthukkal! Happy Pongal to all! We thank sun for burning himself to save us. We thank plants sacrificing their life for us. And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world for some time. Pongal thirunaalum, Thalaipongal thirunalum, Pongivarum pongal pola Engum pongattum magizhchi Iniya pongal nalvaazhthukkal! Wishing that this festival brings good luck and prosperity and hoping that it is joyous, and fills your days ahead with happiness. "Have a wonderful Pongal 2016"   Happy Pongal to all... We thank the sun for burning himself to save us. We thank plants sacrificing their life for us. And we thank all the creatures helping us to live in this world

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Jaisee Jaisee lohri 2016 ki aag tezz ho, wase wase hamare dukhoon kaa ant ho. Lohri ka parkaash, aap ki zindagi ko parkashmaay karr de…. Happy Lohri to all of you friends! Happy Lohri Vekheya Saddi Yarri.. Savere Savere Hi Wish Mari… Ehnu Kehde Ne Hushyari Hunn Wish Kaaran Di Tuhadi Hai Vaari…. Sher(Lion) Kabhi Chupkar Shikaar Nahi Karte… Bujdil Kabhi Khukar War Nahi karte.. Ma Wo Ho Jo “HAPPY LOHRHI” kehne ke.. Liye Intzar Nahi karta… Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye “LOHRI 2016” Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. Live for yourself, Happy Lohri 2016 Friends..! Life is a only one time offer by God, use it well…! Everything happens for any reason! So Happy Lohri All Of You Friends .. Love the life you’re living, and start living the life you love… Enjoy the Festival of Lohri with Sweetness of Happiness… Dipped in Honey… Happy Lohri To All of You Fr

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