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Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status 1. I don’t wake up every day to impress you. 2. The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. 3. God is really creative, I mean... just look at me. 4. When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic. 5. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money :-) 6. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up2. 7. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 8. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. 9. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me. 10. I'm jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as their1s. Sponsored Awesome Whatsapp Status in English 11. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. 12. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks

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Sita Maa Ka Dhairya Lakshmana Ji Ka Tej Aur Bharat Ji Ka Tyaag Hum Sabko Jeevan Ki Seekh Deta Rahe.Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi Jinke Man Me Shri Ram Hai Bhagya Me Uske Baikunth Dham Hai Unke Charno Me Jisne Jivan Vaar Diya Sansar Me Uska Kalyan Hai. Let Us Pray Sacred Mantras, In The Praise Of Eternal Savior: Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram. Wish You Be Accompanied With Auspiciousness And Blessings Of Ram Navami.Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi Ram Ji Ki Jyoti Se Noor Milta Hai Sabke Dilo Ko Shurur Milta Hai Jo Bhi Jata Hai Ram Ji Ke Dwar Kuch Na Kuch Jarur Milta Hai. (Ram Navami Wishes) Speak Ram Mantra Two Times Per Day Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram Wish You All Friends, Happy Rama Navami..Happy Ram Navami 2016 Status In Hindi Bajre Ki Roti, Aam Ka Achar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo Ki Bahar, Chanda Ki Chandni, Apano Ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramanavami Ka Tyohar. Ram Jinka Naam Hai, Ayodhya Jinka Dhaam Hai, Aise Raghunandan Ko, Hamara

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एक ग्राम जायफल का चूर्ण प्रातः ताजे जल के साथ सेवन करने से कुछ दिनों में ही यौन दुर्बलता दूर होती है।  दो ग्राम दालचीनी का चूर्ण सुबह-शाम दूध के साथ सेवन करने से वीर्य बढ़ता है और यौन दुर्बलता दूर होती है।

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Teacher: kannadada modala mooki chitra yaavudhu? Gunda: chitra mookiyaagiddare, adhu kannada anta hege gottaagutte teacher Sose – Book nodi aduge madatidalu Atte – Yenamma Chapathi Hit mele “DEVAR GANTE” yake itidiya? Sose – Book nalli kottidare Hit kalasi 1 GANTE idi anta….. Teacher: Gunda Ninna Kaili estu berlu ive? Gunda: “6″ beralu medam..! Techr:Ninge estu sala helide Chaddi olage Kai Haki Answer Helbeda Antha..! sardr Bar nalli kulitu altha idda waiter : yake althidira ? saedr : 1 hudgina maribeku antha idde, adre aa hudgi yaru antha nenpige bartha illa adukke:- Jana nimanna "LOOZ" andre Summaniri, "KOTHI" andre sittagbedi, "GUBE" andre coolaagiri, nivu "SMARTAGIDDIRA" andre -Kapalakke hodiri-. Tamasegu mithi bedva.. obba huduga maleyalli nenitha idda, aaga ondu hudugi chathri hidkondu hogtha iddlu…………. Hudugi: Banni, yaake nenithidira……….. Huduga: parvagilla….. Hudugi: Ayyo banni nangenu abhyantra illa……..